What's the worst swing song ever?

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#91 Post by Albert System » Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:49 pm

AAAARGH! I heard a duet of "Slow Boat To China" (which itself is a fine tune) done by Bette Midler and Barry Manilow!! Ouch!! Dear God in heaven please make it stop!!!

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#92 Post by Eyeball » Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:52 pm

Albert System wrote:AAAARGH! I heard a duet of "Slow Boat To China" (which itself is a fine tune) done by Bette Midler and Barry Manilow!! Ouch!! Dear God in heaven please make it stop!!!
What definitation of "swing song" covers the above performance?
Will big bands ever come back?

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#93 Post by Eyeball » Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:56 pm

Oh, I gets it. Someone has defined "swing song" as any song someone swing dances to.

1999 all over again. Specious premises rule!

The thread title should be "What is the Worst Song You Ever Heard of Someone Swing Dancing To?"

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#94 Post by Eyeball » Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:04 pm

I just read this entire thread which goes all the way back to 2004,

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#95 Post by Albert System » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:55 am

It was quite unfortunately played at a swing dance, and the DJ came running up to me to tell me how great a swing tune he thought it was. ugh.

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#96 Post by Toon Town Dave » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:43 am

At least it wasn't Zoot Suit Riot. I've always despised that tune.

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#98 Post by Nate Dogg » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:52 pm

The Michael Bolton Tribute Band

Swingin' Tribute To Michael Bolton's Standard's

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#99 Post by lindyhop4life » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:07 pm

mousethief wrote:A geek with some funk taste in pop music.

Here are my top three:

"White Wedding" The New Morty Show
"Paint It Black" Nick Palumbo & His Flipped Fedora "Orchestra"
"Detroit Swing City" Alien Fashion Show (???)

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Detroit Swing City is suuuchhh CRAP! Holy moley! hahaha But then again, I've never been much of a proponent of the neo-swing (blues inspired, I might add) movement... gimme some of that old timey music!

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#100 Post by lindyhop4life » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:12 pm

mousethief wrote:Any song where Bill Elliott's singers open their mouths.

(Someone else said that on Yehoodi - maybe JoJo?)

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Hahah! That is soooo wrong! They can't be THAT bad... but then again, I've never heard them in person.

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