Calming a crazy floor

[remysun]

Just stop the music, say, "Woah, woah, woah!" and state your concerns. Spilled drinks are a real hazard, potentially twisting someone's knee leading to a lifetime of pain.

Fortunately, nobody is enough of a jerk to be consciously inconsiderate. And if they are, you want to know who they are.

There should definitely be a no-drink policy on the floor.

As for kicks and elbows, a class on space etiquette helps. Non-sequitur music selection helps.

Bad dancing doesn't deserve good music.