Top 5 Reasons to Join us for our week-long New Year's Party:
THE BOILERCRACKER JAZZ BAND
Okay, true, there is no such band. But we thought it kinda summed things up. You won't want to miss two nights of the Boilermaker Jazz Band, The Russ Wilson Swingtet, Christabel & the Jons, and the Firecracker Jazz Band!
THE UNDERGROUND LINDY FOCUS CHAMPIONSHIPS
You don't even know what these are, but they're so exciting. We're not 100% sure ourselves. It will be one of those science experiments that either creates gold out of thin air or explodes with 3,000 metric tons of bright blue radioactive foam. Either way, you want to be there.
TOTAL DANCE TUNNEL VISION
We've gone out of our way to take care of your every physical need, from in-house free massages to fresh-baked cookies. And if you sign up for a meal plan, you can really be in-the-zone, as this is the next best thing to providing you with a feeding tube on the dance floor.
LATE NIGHT (INSERT YOUR FAVORITE DANCE HERE) PARTIES
That's right, while our DJ's are armed to drop non-stop Lindy Hop bombs, they are also prepared for the sudden invention of Blues or Balboa bunkers, should such a movement generate itself. Spontaneous rhythmic explosions such as these are pre-loaded into our DJ attack sequences. Okay, I'll stop now.
ALL THE, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
I'll try to keep this brief, but you will be dancing with people from Auburn, AL, Madison, AL, Tempe, AZ, Pasadena, CA, Sunnyvale, CA, Palo Alto, CA, San Jose, CA, San Rafael, CA, Goleta, CA, San Francisco, CA, Sacramento, CA, San Diego, CA, Denver, CO, Lafayette, CO, Fort Collins, Colorado, Colchester, CT, Washington, D.C, Orlando, FL, Tampa, FL, Maitland, Fl, Gainesville, FL, Navarre, FL, Tallahassee, FL, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Savannah, GA, Smryna, GA, Chamblee, GA, Atlanta, GA, Statesboro, GA, Powder Springs, GA, Warner Robins, GA, Macon, GA, Doraville, GA, Kennesaw, GA, Decatur, GA, Chicago, IL, Oak Park, IL, Carmel, IN, Lexington, KY, Cambridge, MA, Winchester, MA, Baltimore, MD, Phoenix, Maryland, University Park, MD, Silver Spring, MD, Bethesda, MD, Ann Arbor, MI, Saint Paul, MN, Bozeman, MT, Buenos Aires (Argentina), Zurich (Switzerland), Asheville, NC, Winston-Salem, NC, Boone, NC, Durham, NC, Raleigh, NC, Charlotte, NC, Winson-Salem, NC, Ocean Isle Beach, NC, Chapel Hill, NC, Greensboro, NC, Omaha, NE, Montclair, NJ, Rochester, NY, Ballston Lake, NY, New York, NY, New Paltz, NY, Ithaca, NY, Buffalo, NY, Annandale-on-Hudson, NY, Cincinnati, OH, Niles, OH, Toronto, ON, Verona, PA, Pittsburgh, PA, Montreal, Quebec, Smithfield, RI, Providence, RI, Charleston, SC, Greenville, SC, Columbia, SC, Mount Pleasant, SC, Clemson, SC, Spartanburg, SC, Clemson, SC, Houston, Texas, Knoxville, TN, Nashville, TN, Cookeville, TN, Memphis, TN, Monterey, TN, Blountvile, TN, Murfreesboro, TN, Austin, TX, Dallas, TX, San Antonio, TX, Denton, TX, Moab, UT, Blacksburg, VA, Hampton, VA, Harrisonburg, VA, Reston, VA, Arlington, VA, Springfield, VA, Norfolk, Virginia, and Seattle, WA.
Sign up by TOMORROW, (Wednesday the 17th) and save 20 bucks:
http://www.lindyfocus.com
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